BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
Gentle reader, Long time no smell! Sorry I'm lazy AF these days so I'm just going to do a video and not a written 'splain -- this guy should be most famous for being the original model for Pepe, not because he's part of this crime syndicate. I'm just not in the swing [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Gentle reader, I'm warning you this is a long post. I have so, so many feelings about all of this, for so many reasons. I did not expect to have my mind blown by this story. I'm putting the actual astrology between asterisks. So if I start ranting and you just want to read the [...]
https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Dear Virgo, That attention to detail sure comes in handy! Good job. Artnunymiss Man Saves Woman's Life with CPR he learned from The Office
Gentle reader, Patton Oswalt happened to throw his chart details out on Twitter for his birthday. Fun! I wish more celebrities would do that. And hey, what a cool chart. For those who may not know who Patton Oswalt is, he recently responded to someone trolling him on Twitter by boosting the guy's GoFundMe page. For [...]
Dear Aries Gal, Let him make the first move. Play hard-to-get. Guys love that. Artnunymiss Woman Breaks Into Police Station, Wanting to Date Cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mtRPg0ElY
Friends, Foes, Freaks of all nations: Referring to this video about AOC, Gentle Viewer Shawn pointed out: "...Robin hood at 0 Aquarius..." is where the Eclipse is January 20/21, 2019." And that got me thinking about the way my country seems to be swirling around a golden toilet bowl, and what the lunar eclipse means. [...]
Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
