Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Category: Astrosplained
Lev Parnas, Astrosplained
BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
Bill Barr, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Long time no smell! Sorry I'm lazy AF these days so I'm just going to do a video and not a written 'splain -- this guy should be most famous for being the original model for Pepe, not because he's part of this crime syndicate. I'm just not in the swing [...]
Paul LePage, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Hoda Muthana, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I'm warning you this is a long post. I have so, so many feelings about all of this, for so many reasons. I did not expect to have my mind blown by this story. I'm putting the actual astrology between asterisks. So if I start ranting and you just want to read the [...]
Corey Booker, Astrosplained
https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Patton Oswalt happened to throw his chart details out on Twitter for his birthday. Fun! I wish more celebrities would do that. And hey, what a cool chart. For those who may not know who Patton Oswalt is, he recently responded to someone trolling him on Twitter by boosting the guy's GoFundMe page. For [...]
Joe Biden, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
Kamala Harris, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Yahoos and Yippies: In the interest of the public good it's time to take a look at Kamala Harris. For one thing I am serious about getting my focus off of horrible people. It's almost as hard as kicking coffee, and I thought I might die from that. As I keep threatening, [...]
Michael Flynn, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I'm just too lazy to type things these days. But at least I make videos! Give me a day or two, maybe I can make some bullet points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5axKCCu-rk
