Category: Astrosplained
How to Attack Chuck Grassley, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxPP90xGCnw Lacrimosa at 0 Taurus suggests you can make Grassley's home life unhappy. He's very territorial. I'm sure he expects to enjoy his peace and privacy despite what he does for a living. I'm sure he's wrong. Fuck with his peace and quiet any chance you can within the law. Make his family unhappy [...]
How to Attack Jeff Flake, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjGHwMQA8F0&t I note that Mormons have an inordinate amount of voice in this conversation; Flake and Hatch are Mormons, Crapo went to Brigham Young (suggesting he's Mormon or at least Mormon-educated) Lee represents Utah, therefore is the voice of Mormons. People outside the United States may have difficulty understanding what a tiny minority of the [...]
Jeff Flake, Astrosplained
Beto O’Rourke, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I'm branching out into Astrosplaining people of general interest, not just people whose awfulness freaks me out. It's a new kick I'm on. I'm actually neutral on Beto. I'm too old and snake bit to fall in love with him, is what it is. He's definitely better than Ted Cruz, the second-worst Ted [...]
Mitch McConnell, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I really don't like this turtle. It's also unethical to force animals to work in the senate for the amusement of plutocrats. Where is PETA when you really need them? Look at that cute widdle guy! Like a stuffy toy going, "Yep. I am getting away with it!" As a former paramedic I [...]
Pat’s Career, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O229QdvZxwQ&t Gentle reader Pat wrote me about her career options. The basic idea is that this is a runaway Moon chart! Good lord! The Moon and Venus are where it's at for Pat. She is all about connecting emotionally with other people, forming lasting bonds. The Sun is in Pisces, so the chart is co-ruled [...]
Marine LePen, Astrosplained
I don't have a lot of time for this -- I keep saying that, but I really don't. But I'm on a little astrology rampage. So everything I read makes me want to look at somebody's chart. You might want to grab some grapes or slice up an apple. Marine LePen is like one of [...]
Orrin Hatch, Astrosplained
Lilacs and Geraniums, It has come to my attention that Orrin Hatch is still not my friend. It's one of those things I have known for a long time, like if I hear his name I'm getting trolled about something. But yeah, he thinks Brett Kavanaugh's accuser is "confused." Right. Orrin has the Sun at [...]
Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu, Astrosplained
Ladies and Landlubbers, ahoy. Gentle reader Pat from England/Australia got me looking at Benjamin Netanyahu's chart. What I saw was wonderful, in that it suggests he will be coming down hard, Harvey Weinstein style. I see him bringing a lot of awful people with him, including his wife Sara. You know I'm kind of into [...]
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