Matt Gaetz, Astrosplained

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]

Donald Trump, Astrosplained Thanks and Teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86rtxzruP4Q&t Gentle reader, Thanks to everyone who signed up for a free advance copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained! The book will be out on October 3, 2018.  The advance copies will be released on October 1, 2018.  I would love it if you could review the book on Amazon, and as always I appreciate your [...]

Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained

Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that Paul Manafort did in fact have a Planafort (h/t Daily Show) to work with Mueller after all.  Mueller was all like, I'm good. All this time I've been thinking Manafort hasn't flipped because he has an Oleg Deripaska situation.  Apparently no.  Oleg also doesn't seem to [...]

Duncan Hunter, Astrosplained

Duncan Hunter, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, We are apparently draining the actual swamp at a vigorous clip.  Behold Duncan Hunter, speaking of toxic masculinity and rich, well-connected guys you don't want to be married to. Warning, I don't have a ton of time or energy to put into this guy.  I'm glad to see sunlight doing the antiseptic thing [...]