Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Category: politics
Lev Parnas, Astrosplained
BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
Bill Barr, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Long time no smell! Sorry I'm lazy AF these days so I'm just going to do a video and not a written 'splain -- this guy should be most famous for being the original model for Pepe, not because he's part of this crime syndicate. I'm just not in the swing [...]
Paul LePage, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Corey Booker, Astrosplained
https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Joe Biden, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
Kamala Harris, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Yahoos and Yippies: In the interest of the public good it's time to take a look at Kamala Harris. For one thing I am serious about getting my focus off of horrible people. It's almost as hard as kicking coffee, and I thought I might die from that. As I keep threatening, [...]
Michael Flynn, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I'm just too lazy to type things these days. But at least I make videos! Give me a day or two, maybe I can make some bullet points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5axKCCu-rk
George Papadopoulos, Astrosplained
https://youtu.be/m0TCHHdtp6k Gentle reader, I chose this photograph of George because I could swear I've seen that same photobomb guy before. If I'm not mistaken, the mystery man has photobombed Mike Flynn with "Lock Him Up," and Paul Manafort with "Traitor" as they headed in and out of court. I'm a fan of his work. [...]
Nancy Pelosi, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJyXGOdDI5gLasers and Juggernauts,I finally fleshed out my chart of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I looked back at my initial notes and saw that I really whizzed through it. No surprise that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would show up on literally day one to stand with protesters at Nancy Pelosi's office. I saw some centrist Democrats sneering about that, like being [...]
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