Dear Virgo, That attention to detail sure comes in handy! Good job. Artnunymiss Man Saves Woman's Life with CPR he learned from The Office
Dear Aries Gal, Let him make the first move. Play hard-to-get. Guys love that. Artnunymiss Woman Breaks Into Police Station, Wanting to Date Cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mtRPg0ElY
Dear Scorpio, Nice try! No way I'm falling for that again. Artnunymiss
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When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I want to make sure I have something to say for myself. I don't want it to be said that I left the American Soviet-Themed Housewares community hanging. Their needs are important to me, and I'm proving it. A chicken in every pot, a hammer and sickle on [...]
SCENARIO: You park in the disabled spot at a take-out place. A family of five or more parks after you do. It takes you so long to get out of your vehicle that they all walk in before you despite parking farther away and unloading personnel. The last one maybe holds the door for you. [...]
Dear aging asshat with ridiculously expensive car,
I was driving down a rural road today. Looked up to ogle the beautiful sky, and saw this cat. I thought he might be stuck up there, so I stopped and went over to him. But he was just chilling.