When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I want to make sure I have something to say for myself. I don't want it to be said that I left the American Soviet-Themed Housewares community hanging. Their needs are important to me, and I'm proving it. A chicken in every pot, a hammer and sickle on [...]
Full disclosure: I am not a fan of the Mnooch. I was not planning to Astrosplain him, because frankly his chart is super predictable and boring, a la Don Jr.. However, like a jar of mayonnaise sitting out in the sun, Mrs. Mnooch, Louise Linton, has attracted my attention in a way that makes me [...]
SCENARIO: You park in the disabled spot at a take-out place. A family of five or more parks after you do. It takes you so long to get out of your vehicle that they all walk in before you despite parking farther away and unloading personnel. The last one maybe holds the door for you. [...]
Dear aging asshat with ridiculously expensive car,
