Gavin Newsom, Astrosplained

Greetings, Queens Merry and California Dreamboats. Gentle reader Merry referred to Gavin Newsom as "Governor Batman." And yes, that's him pictured above. Swoon away. I don't know why he travels all the way to Utah to see Mitt Romney's barber, but as long as it's on his own dime I don't care. And speaking of [...]

The Setagaya Murders

Why would anyone kill the Miyazawa family? Miyazawa residence Gentle reader, This is a really sad story. So I won't go into the details, which are heartbreaking. I'm looking at the unsolved home-invasion murder of a couple and their two small children, the Miyazawa family of Tokyo. There was a recent breakthrough in the case [...]

Paula White, Astrosplained

Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." I hear the sound of an abundance of snark Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]

Ghislaine Maxwell, Astrosplained

Greetings, gentle readers. Today let's look at allegedly the best friend of every wealthy creeper, Ghislaine Maxwell. Sorry I couldn't get the aspect table all the way in. In 2021 look for upgraded technology! Anyway there are a couple of eye-popping things about this chart. Let me make a quick punch list and then [...]