https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnl5aPMt7o8 Greetings, gentle readers. Long time no smell! I love you guys who wrote me while I was busy losing 130 pounds, and I missed even the ones who didn't write me. ❤ Let me jump right in with a few things about this very busy chart. I've made a video explaining the big changes [...]
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Lev Parnas, Astrosplained
BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
The Three-Card Layout, Tarotsplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJltbihG-DY&t=1s Today I did a reading that is a perfect example of how to take your tarot reading to the next level using one of the most basic layouts. The three-card layout is the go-to layout that I recommend for beginners. It allows me to ask almost any question and get a clear, concise answer. [...]
Liz’s Job, Tarotsplained
Gentle Reader Liz asked for a tarot layout about her job. Because her Sun sign is Virgo, which is an Earth sign, Liz's significator is the Queen of Pentacles. Based on her birth date, her life theme card is The Heirophant. I've written in depth about this card and the other Major Arcana card featured [...]
Where’s Artnunymiss?
Hello everyone! Thanks for staying in touch while I haven't been around. Check me out on medium.com. Also you can follow my progress as I compete in the reality television show Radical Body Transformation on my Teresa Valentino blog and YouTube page. Smell ya later! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18yAP4FTOas&t
Bill Barr, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Long time no smell! Sorry I'm lazy AF these days so I'm just going to do a video and not a written 'splain -- this guy should be most famous for being the original model for Pepe, not because he's part of this crime syndicate. I'm just not in the swing [...]
Paul LePage, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Corey Booker, Astrosplained
https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Health Update
Hi Everybody, Thanks for the well wishes. I'm feeling better than I have in months. I didn't have a heart attack, only an arrhythmia. I will do another video with a full explanation on my other blog at teresavalentino.com in case you want to know what exactly happened there. I used it as a learning [...]
Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Patton Oswalt happened to throw his chart details out on Twitter for his birthday. Fun! I wish more celebrities would do that. And hey, what a cool chart. For those who may not know who Patton Oswalt is, he recently responded to someone trolling him on Twitter by boosting the guy's GoFundMe page. For [...]
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