https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
Gentle reader, I really don't like this turtle. It's also unethical to force animals to work in the senate for the amusement of plutocrats. Where is PETA when you really need them? Look at that cute widdle guy! Like a stuffy toy going, "Yep. I am getting away with it!" As a former paramedic I [...]
I don't have a lot of time for this -- I keep saying that, but I really don't. But I'm on a little astrology rampage. So everything I read makes me want to look at somebody's chart. You might want to grab some grapes or slice up an apple. Marine LePen is like one of [...]
Ladies and Landlubbers, ahoy. Gentle reader Pat from England/Australia got me looking at Benjamin Netanyahu's chart. What I saw was wonderful, in that it suggests he will be coming down hard, Harvey Weinstein style. I see him bringing a lot of awful people with him, including his wife Sara. You know I'm kind of into [...]
Gentle reader, Okay, this guy. He and Eric Bolling both really should have just stayed wherever they went. I didn't have time to Astrosplain Bolling before his teenage son unexpectedly died, so he got a free pass. This is kind of how I feel about Meghan McCain. Sorry for your human tragedy. Move a muscle [...]
Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that Paul Manafort did in fact have a Planafort (h/t Daily Show) to work with Mueller after all. Mueller was all like, I'm good. All this time I've been thinking Manafort hasn't flipped because he has an Oleg Deripaska situation. Apparently no. Oleg also doesn't seem to [...]
So I was at the beach yesterday shooting a video about toxic masculinity, when I saw a man beating his wife about 20 feet away. That video is below. It's only about 20 seconds long, because as I discuss in the video, I couldn't get the other bystander to take action, so I needed to [...]
G'day, gentle reader. It has come to my attention that Australia has recently switched to a prime minister whose name even Sean Spicer could probably pronounce -- alas, too late for Spicy to redeem himself. I mean seriously, "turn" and "bull," two monosyllabic, common English words. Professional English speaker, WTF So I checked out Malcolm [...]
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