BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Yahoos and Yippies: In the interest of the public good it's time to take a look at Kamala Harris. For one thing I am serious about getting my focus off of horrible people. It's almost as hard as kicking coffee, and I thought I might die from that. As I keep threatening, [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJyXGOdDI5gLasers and Juggernauts,I finally fleshed out my chart of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I looked back at my initial notes and saw that I really whizzed through it. No surprise that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would show up on literally day one to stand with protesters at Nancy Pelosi's office. I saw some centrist Democrats sneering about that, like being [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZggAvZYyi8 Ladies and Jumbojets, I am a big fan of Richard Ojeda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9lWuZ7f-oA I'm discussing this more in the video, and I'm working on being more concise and less repetitive. But this is how I work, and I'm interested in doing a bunch of charts in short order, so bear with me. As [...]
Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that I am addicted to looking at the charts of very unhealthy people. Here I go again. With the Sun in Pisces there are two co-rulers: Neptune and Jupiter. Neptune, which is in terrible shape here, is the dominant of the two. But the plot thickens considerably [...]
Gentle reader, I'm branching out into Astrosplaining people of general interest, not just people whose awfulness freaks me out. It's a new kick I'm on. I'm actually neutral on Beto. I'm too old and snake bit to fall in love with him, is what it is. He's definitely better than Ted Cruz, the second-worst Ted [...]
Gentle reader, I really don't like this turtle. It's also unethical to force animals to work in the senate for the amusement of plutocrats. Where is PETA when you really need them? Look at that cute widdle guy! Like a stuffy toy going, "Yep. I am getting away with it!" As a former paramedic I [...]
Gentle reader, Okay, this guy. He and Eric Bolling both really should have just stayed wherever they went. I didn't have time to Astrosplain Bolling before his teenage son unexpectedly died, so he got a free pass. This is kind of how I feel about Meghan McCain. Sorry for your human tragedy. Move a muscle [...]
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