Lentils and Landlubbers, Again the good people at astro.com have gone to the trouble of sourcing celebrities' birth data and sharing with the class! Thanks, guys. So let's look at the manic pixie dream senator from Arizona, Kyrsten Sinema. I find it very hard for some reason not to type Krysten, and not to pronounce [...]
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Matt Gaetz, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Gavin Newsom, Astrosplained
Greetings, Queens Merry and California Dreamboats. Gentle reader Merry referred to Gavin Newsom as "Governor Batman." And yes, that's him pictured above. Swoon away. I don't know why he travels all the way to Utah to see Mitt Romney's barber, but as long as it's on his own dime I don't care. And speaking of [...]
Milo, Astrosplained: Understanding the House Systems
Ladies and Gentlemen, Reindeer and Roosters: Today I'm looking at the chart of a young man named Milo. This one is teachable for a few reasons: Milo was born either in a Viking village in the fjords or in Santa's manger on the North Pole, so his chart looks complicated. This is a chance to [...]
Kenneth Copeland, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tempes and Tampas, Now that I've Astrosplained Paula White-Cain, I think Trump's other pastor needs a looking at. You might want to put on safety glasses first. Or take some antipsychotic medication just in case. He seems nice. So in case you've never heard of Kenneth Copeland you're in for a real [...]
Paula White, Astrosplained
Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGXLoYtzok I hear the sound of an abundance of snark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAbh3VxqKo Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]
Keith Raniere, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, This guy. I started this draft a while ago and now that Mercury has gone direct I'd like to cleanse the old palate. I'm thinking of doing Kimberly Guilfoyle next, while she's on Minute 14:30. I started to do Meghan McCain but then her dad died so she got a reprieve. Let me [...]
Veronica’s Happiness, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaYgMheyt1g So gentle reader Veronica contacted me with a question: I think I have a “bad” chart and I feel lost right now. Specifically I think I am most interested in why I make enemies so easily. I don’t feel like I try to. Also I am trying to figure out my next decade, if [...]
Martin’s Happiness, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnl5aPMt7o8 Greetings, gentle readers. Long time no smell! I love you guys who wrote me while I was busy losing 130 pounds, and I missed even the ones who didn't write me. ❤ Let me jump right in with a few things about this very busy chart. I've made a video explaining the big changes [...]
Lev Parnas, Astrosplained
BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
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