Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Tag: Astrosplained
Paula White, Astrosplained
Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGXLoYtzok I hear the sound of an abundance of snark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAbh3VxqKo Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]
Ronan Farrow, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Just for a switch I'd like to think about Astrosplaining some of the nice people. There are people who make me smile pretty much every time I see them, including Michelle Obama (Still my FLOTUS until further notice!) and Ronan Farrow. Another one I'm just thrilled by the sight of, Terry Crews. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hldAnf6EEeA [...]
The Descendant, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl3oBTeWBm8 Gentle viewer Sandy's chart:
Maria Butina, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, You know me and my nosey nose. I just had to know what's up with your girl Maria Butina. I admit to kind of liking her because her hair reminds me of my own hair, especially when I was so young and purty like that. Look. But this isn't a hair blog, no. [...]
Larry Pratt’s Regulus Chiron, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, This must needs be brief for the time being. But I see that my Secret Lover Michael Avenatti has a new rival: Sacha Baron Cohen. Sacha had me at that green slingshot, long ago, yes. [Niiiiize!] But I saw a preview for Who Is America. And gentle reader, I lost it. my face [...]
Get a Copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, My book is finally out on Amazon! Thanks to everybody who signed up for the free copies. It's still free to read on Kindle Unlimited and in the Kindle Online Lending Library, and only $1.99 to buy. Go nuts! If you have astrologer friends, please share. There is a large preview available on [...]
Paul Manafort and Chiron
Who Needs Astrosplaining Immediately?
Gentle reader, Lo these long weeks I've been highly productive IRL, and I've missed you. Also I've been poking about in the ethers and there are so many interesting charts that I can't choose. And thus I show you that I not only talk talk talk, but I'm also a listener. Who is freaking you [...]
Tim Nolan, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, At the risk of turning my blog into a sex-offender registry, allow me to introduce Kentucky's answer to Sam Clovis, Trump's Kentucky campaign chairman, Tim Nolan. The orange stripes aren't an homage, that's an actual prison jumpsuit. Nolan was recently sentenced to 20 years on a score of human-trafficking-related sex offenses, mostly against [...]
