Paula White, Astrosplained

Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGXLoYtzok I hear the sound of an abundance of snark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAbh3VxqKo Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]

Larry Pratt’s Regulus Chiron, Astrosplained

Larry Pratt’s Regulus Chiron, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, This must needs be brief for the time being.  But I see that my Secret Lover Michael Avenatti has a new rival:  Sacha Baron Cohen. Sacha had me at that green slingshot, long ago, yes.  [Niiiiize!] But I saw a preview for Who Is America.  And gentle reader, I lost it.  my face [...]

Get a Copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained

Get a Copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, My book is finally out on Amazon!  Thanks to everybody who signed up for the free copies.  It's still free to read on Kindle Unlimited and in the Kindle Online Lending Library, and only $1.99 to buy.  Go nuts!  If you have astrologer friends, please share. There is a large preview available on [...]

Tim Nolan, Astrosplained

Tim Nolan, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, At the risk of turning my blog into a sex-offender registry, allow me to introduce Kentucky's answer to Sam Clovis, Trump's Kentucky campaign chairman, Tim Nolan.  The orange stripes aren't an homage, that's an actual prison jumpsuit.  Nolan was recently sentenced to 20 years on a score of human-trafficking-related sex offenses, mostly against [...]