Barron Trump, Astrosplained

Barron Trump, Astrosplained

Although I may get sued and/or sent to Gitmo for posting this, fuck it.  I'm an astrologer.  I Astrosplain because I need to know.  I didn't sneak into Trump Tower and snap the above picture on my phone, nor violate HIPAA to get his birth data.  Barron is by far the most interesting and well-rounded [...]