Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that I am addicted to looking at the charts of very unhealthy people. Here I go again. With the Sun in Pisces there are two co-rulers: Neptune and Jupiter. Neptune, which is in terrible shape here, is the dominant of the two. But the plot thickens considerably [...]
Ladies and Landlubbers, ahoy. Gentle reader Pat from England/Australia got me looking at Benjamin Netanyahu's chart. What I saw was wonderful, in that it suggests he will be coming down hard, Harvey Weinstein style. I see him bringing a lot of awful people with him, including his wife Sara. You know I'm kind of into [...]
Ladies and jurors, guys and dolls: I kind of don't really feel like I have time to mess with this right now, because I have so many things to write about. But my saints called my attention to the terrifying creature above. If I were her hair I would also be trying to grab a [...]
Gentle reader, I haven't had time to really sniff up on all these gooves (hoof, hooves). But Lindsey Graham has been a successful bad actor for a long time, like Jeff Sessions. One fact that came out in the crapstorm that is Trump's America is the fact that the Russians hacked both of our political [...]
Gentle reader, This must needs be brief for the time being. But I see that my Secret Lover Michael Avenatti has a new rival: Sacha Baron Cohen. Sacha had me at that green slingshot, long ago, yes. [Niiiiize!] But I saw a preview for Who Is America. And gentle reader, I lost it. my face [...]
I remember hearing about the Jaycee Dugard abduction on the news. It came at a time when my own mental health didn't permit me to know about it. Things like that were so upsetting. I have always had such a hard time creating stability in my life. Lately though I have had a lot of [...]
Koo Koo Ka Choo Luscious Ladies, Men of LaMancha, There are many miscreants to Astrosplain (TM) these days. There's Meghan McCain, with her adorable wedge chart. There's Gina Haspel, one of America's finest torture ladies. There are James Comey -- who I can confidently say is not my homey -- and Reince Priebus, [...]
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