Louis CK, Astrosplained

Louis CK, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Okay, this guy.  He and Eric Bolling both really should have just stayed wherever they went.  I didn't have time to Astrosplain Bolling before his teenage son unexpectedly died, so he got a free pass.  This is kind of how I feel about Meghan McCain.  Sorry for your human tragedy.  Move a muscle [...]

Sandy’s Romance and Resilience, Astrosplained: Hot Take

Gentle reader, I'll be doing a series on Sandy's chart.  She had lots of questions.  But she also had lots of astrological stuff to explain, listed in no special order below. Keep in mind, things that look the worst make for the best transformation.  There is no pain without gain, if you insist on having [...]

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I just watched the most amazing interview with Natalia Veselnitskaya, Russia's answer to Nancy Grace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDAD20sAOGg For some reason as soon as this was over I had the overwhelming urge to watch Meryl Streep's greatest movie, She Devil.  Weird. I was about to Astrosplain Joseph DeAngelo, and got well into his chart actually, [...]

Jimmy Kimmel, Astrosplained

Jimmy Kimmel, Astrosplained

Ladies and Gemcutters, We live in interesting times.  The Atlantic has done an in-depth look at Jimmy Kimmel's road to redemption, for people who may not be familiar with his pre Live! work on Crank Yankers and more importantly The Man Show. Gentle reader, you know an ephemeral orchid like myself would never watch Crank Yankers, the Oscars, [...]