Hoda Muthana, Astrosplained

Hoda Muthana, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I'm warning you this is a long post.  I have so, so many feelings about all of this, for so many reasons.  I did not expect to have my mind blown by this story.  I'm putting the actual astrology between asterisks.  So if I start ranting and you just want to read the [...]

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I just watched the most amazing interview with Natalia Veselnitskaya, Russia's answer to Nancy Grace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDAD20sAOGg For some reason as soon as this was over I had the overwhelming urge to watch Meryl Streep's greatest movie, She Devil.  Weird. I was about to Astrosplain Joseph DeAngelo, and got well into his chart actually, [...]

General John Kelly, Astrosplained

General John Kelly, Astrosplained

Like everyone else writing about the meltdown of the US government, I am having trouble keeping up with all of the people that need to be Astrosplained. Stay tuned for Roger Stone's chart, hopefully before he gets pardoned.  The Mooch and Reince Preibus  both have charts in the works, though their sell-by dates have passed.  [...]