Lentils and Landlubbers, Again the good people at astro.com have gone to the trouble of sourcing celebrities' birth data and sharing with the class! Thanks, guys. So let's look at the manic pixie dream senator from Arizona, Kyrsten Sinema. I find it very hard for some reason not to type Krysten, and not to pronounce [...]
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Matt Gaetz, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Bill Barr, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Long time no smell! Sorry I'm lazy AF these days so I'm just going to do a video and not a written 'splain -- this guy should be most famous for being the original model for Pepe, not because he's part of this crime syndicate. I'm just not in the swing [...]
Paul LePage, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Dear Aries Gal,
Dear Aries Gal, Let him make the first move. Play hard-to-get. Guys love that. Artnunymiss Woman Breaks Into Police Station, Wanting to Date Cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mtRPg0ElY
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