Ladies and Gentlemen, Tempes and Tampas, Now that I've Astrosplained Paula White-Cain, I think Trump's other pastor needs a looking at. You might want to put on safety glasses first. Or take some antipsychotic medication just in case. He seems nice. So in case you've never heard of Kenneth Copeland you're in for a real [...]
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Keith Raniere, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, This guy. I started this draft a while ago and now that Mercury has gone direct I'd like to cleanse the old palate. I'm thinking of doing Kimberly Guilfoyle next, while she's on Minute 14:30. I started to do Meghan McCain but then her dad died so she got a reprieve. Let me [...]
Mohamed Bin Salman, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I'm not going to pretend this is funny at all, sorry. Here's some factual information about Mohamed Bin Salman. I've also looked at the chart of Jair Bolsonaro, another one there's really nothing funny about. Hopefully I'll get to him soon. Anyway for viewers who are able to see this (sorry, I wish [...]
Orrin Hatch, Astrosplained
Lilacs and Geraniums, It has come to my attention that Orrin Hatch is still not my friend. It's one of those things I have known for a long time, like if I hear his name I'm getting trolled about something. But yeah, he thinks Brett Kavanaugh's accuser is "confused." Right. Orrin has the Sun at [...]
Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu, Astrosplained
Ladies and Landlubbers, ahoy. Gentle reader Pat from England/Australia got me looking at Benjamin Netanyahu's chart. What I saw was wonderful, in that it suggests he will be coming down hard, Harvey Weinstein style. I see him bringing a lot of awful people with him, including his wife Sara. You know I'm kind of into [...]
Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that Paul Manafort did in fact have a Planafort (h/t Daily Show) to work with Mueller after all. Mueller was all like, I'm good. All this time I've been thinking Manafort hasn't flipped because he has an Oleg Deripaska situation. Apparently no. Oleg also doesn't seem to [...]
Duncan Hunter, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, We are apparently draining the actual swamp at a vigorous clip. Behold Duncan Hunter, speaking of toxic masculinity and rich, well-connected guys you don't want to be married to. Warning, I don't have a ton of time or energy to put into this guy. I'm glad to see sunlight doing the antiseptic thing [...]
Ivana Trump, Astrosplained
Ladies and jurors, guys and dolls: I kind of don't really feel like I have time to mess with this right now, because I have so many things to write about. But my saints called my attention to the terrifying creature above. If I were her hair I would also be trying to grab a [...]
Scott Morrison, Astrosplained
G'day, gentle reader. It has come to my attention that Australia has recently switched to a prime minister whose name even Sean Spicer could probably pronounce -- alas, too late for Spicy to redeem himself. I mean seriously, "turn" and "bull," two monosyllabic, common English words. Professional English speaker, WTF So I checked out Malcolm [...]
Lindsey Graham, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I haven't had time to really sniff up on all these gooves (hoof, hooves). But Lindsey Graham has been a successful bad actor for a long time, like Jeff Sessions. One fact that came out in the crapstorm that is Trump's America is the fact that the Russians hacked both of our political [...]
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