Joe Biden, Astrosplained

Joe Biden, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community.  The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]

How to Attack Chuck Grassley, Astrosplained

How to Attack Chuck Grassley, Astrosplained

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxPP90xGCnw   Lacrimosa at 0 Taurus suggests you can make Grassley's home life unhappy.  He's very territorial.  I'm sure he expects to enjoy his peace and privacy despite what he does for a living.  I'm sure he's wrong.  Fuck with his peace and quiet any chance you can within the law.  Make his family unhappy [...]

How to Attack Jeff Flake, Astrosplained

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjGHwMQA8F0&t I note that Mormons have an inordinate amount of voice in this conversation; Flake and Hatch are Mormons, Crapo went to Brigham Young (suggesting he's Mormon or at least Mormon-educated) Lee represents Utah, therefore is the voice of Mormons.  People outside the United States may have difficulty understanding what a tiny minority of the [...]

Reader Sandy, Tarotsplained

Gentle Reader Sandy's questions afford me a perfect opportunity to christen the HMS Tarotsplained.  I like to use a multidisciplinary approach.  Let me note again that I recommend finding a competent therapist (PRO TIP:  not necessarily the first, second, or even third one you talk to) and getting into a long-term therapeutic relationship.   My mental [...]

Jimmy Kimmel, Astrosplained

Jimmy Kimmel, Astrosplained

Ladies and Gemcutters, We live in interesting times.  The Atlantic has done an in-depth look at Jimmy Kimmel's road to redemption, for people who may not be familiar with his pre Live! work on Crank Yankers and more importantly The Man Show. Gentle reader, you know an ephemeral orchid like myself would never watch Crank Yankers, the Oscars, [...]