Mitch McConnell, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I really don't like this turtle.  It's also unethical to force animals to work in the senate for the amusement of plutocrats.  Where is PETA when you really need them? Look at that cute widdle guy! Like a stuffy toy going, "Yep.  I am getting away with it!"  As a former paramedic I [...]