Lilacs and Geraniums, It has come to my attention that Orrin Hatch is still not my friend. It's one of those things I have known for a long time, like if I hear his name I'm getting trolled about something. But yeah, he thinks Brett Kavanaugh's accuser is "confused." Right. Orrin has the Sun at [...]
Gentle reader, I have inadvertently overlooked Brett Kavanaugh, and for that I do apologize. I realize I haven't done General Mattis either, and a few others. I also hope to get you through the midterms with a basic who's who. But for now let's look at this particular nail in the coffin of democracy. This [...]
Gentle reader, Okay, this guy. He and Eric Bolling both really should have just stayed wherever they went. I didn't have time to Astrosplain Bolling before his teenage son unexpectedly died, so he got a free pass. This is kind of how I feel about Meghan McCain. Sorry for your human tragedy. Move a muscle [...]
Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that Paul Manafort did in fact have a Planafort (h/t Daily Show) to work with Mueller after all. Mueller was all like, I'm good. All this time I've been thinking Manafort hasn't flipped because he has an Oleg Deripaska situation. Apparently no. Oleg also doesn't seem to [...]
So I was at the beach yesterday shooting a video about toxic masculinity, when I saw a man beating his wife about 20 feet away. That video is below. It's only about 20 seconds long, because as I discuss in the video, I couldn't get the other bystander to take action, so I needed to [...]
G'day, gentle reader. It has come to my attention that Australia has recently switched to a prime minister whose name even Sean Spicer could probably pronounce -- alas, too late for Spicy to redeem himself. I mean seriously, "turn" and "bull," two monosyllabic, common English words. Professional English speaker, WTF So I checked out Malcolm [...]
Gentle reader, Unfortunately this is not a happy Astrosplain. I also don't have a lot of time to work on it right now. I will hopefully be able to revisit, because the murderers of Lindsay Buziak (at least two people are known to have been involved) are still at large. I'm getting used to working [...]
Gentle reader, I'll be doing a series on Sandy's chart. She had lots of questions. But she also had lots of astrological stuff to explain, listed in no special order below. Keep in mind, things that look the worst make for the best transformation. There is no pain without gain, if you insist on having [...]
Neighborinos, Not to get too depressing on you, but I'm on a roll with the WTF factor of the people who keep people trapped in squalid hellholes for years and years. Inquiring minds want to know, need to know. David and Louise Turpin, just when you thought nobody could be more gruesome or disgusting than [...]
I remember hearing about the Jaycee Dugard abduction on the news. It came at a time when my own mental health didn't permit me to know about it. Things like that were so upsetting. I have always had such a hard time creating stability in my life. Lately though I have had a lot of [...]
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