Hoda Muthana, Astrosplained

Hoda Muthana, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I'm warning you this is a long post.  I have so, so many feelings about all of this, for so many reasons.  I did not expect to have my mind blown by this story.  I'm putting the actual astrology between asterisks.  So if I start ranting and you just want to read the [...]

Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained

Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that Paul Manafort did in fact have a Planafort (h/t Daily Show) to work with Mueller after all.  Mueller was all like, I'm good. All this time I've been thinking Manafort hasn't flipped because he has an Oleg Deripaska situation.  Apparently no.  Oleg also doesn't seem to [...]

The Basics, Astrosplained: Mars, Antares, Aldebaran

The Basics, Astrosplained:  Mars, Antares, Aldebaran

So I was at the beach yesterday shooting a video about toxic masculinity, when I saw a man beating his wife about 20 feet away.  That video is below.  It's only about 20 seconds long, because as I discuss in the video, I couldn't get the other bystander to take action, so I needed to [...]

Scott Morrison, Astrosplained

Scott Morrison, Astrosplained

G'day, gentle reader. It has come to my attention that Australia has recently switched to a prime minister whose name even Sean Spicer could probably pronounce -- alas, too late for Spicy to redeem himself.  I mean seriously, "turn" and "bull," two monosyllabic, common English words.  Professional English speaker, WTF So I checked out Malcolm [...]

Sandy’s Romance and Resilience, Astrosplained: Hot Take

Gentle reader, I'll be doing a series on Sandy's chart.  She had lots of questions.  But she also had lots of astrological stuff to explain, listed in no special order below. Keep in mind, things that look the worst make for the best transformation.  There is no pain without gain, if you insist on having [...]