Lev Parnas, Astrosplained

Lev Parnas, Astrosplained

BOO! Long time no smell.  I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss.  I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds.  Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]

Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained

Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Patton Oswalt happened to throw his chart details out on Twitter for his birthday.  Fun!  I wish more celebrities would do that.  And hey, what a cool chart. For those who may not know who Patton Oswalt is, he recently responded to someone trolling him on Twitter by boosting the guy's GoFundMe page.  For [...]

Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu, Astrosplained

Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu, Astrosplained

Ladies and Landlubbers, ahoy. Gentle reader Pat from England/Australia got me looking at Benjamin Netanyahu's chart.  What I saw was wonderful, in that it suggests he will be coming down hard, Harvey Weinstein style.  I see him bringing a lot of awful people with him, including his wife Sara. You know I'm kind of into [...]

Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained

Oleg Deripaska, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, It has come to my attention that Paul Manafort did in fact have a Planafort (h/t Daily Show) to work with Mueller after all.  Mueller was all like, I'm good. All this time I've been thinking Manafort hasn't flipped because he has an Oleg Deripaska situation.  Apparently no.  Oleg also doesn't seem to [...]