Corey Booker, Astrosplained

Corey Booker, Astrosplained Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see.  Fortunately the database at has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]

Nancy Pelosi, Astrosplained

Nancy Pelosi, Astrosplained and Juggernauts,I finally fleshed out my chart of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.  I looked back at my initial notes and saw that I really whizzed through it. No surprise that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would show up on literally day one to stand with protesters at Nancy Pelosi's office.  I saw some centrist Democrats sneering about that, like being [...]

Matt Whitaker, Astrosplained

Matt Whitaker, Astrosplained Gentle reader, Far be it from me to dance on the grave of Jeff Sessions.  My knees would never forgive my big fat ass. But as far as I can tell, folks, Matt Whitaker is the new Dr. Ronny Jackson, another crackpot joker Trump pulled out of the bleachers and put in charge of [...]

Duncan Hunter, Astrosplained

Duncan Hunter, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, We are apparently draining the actual swamp at a vigorous clip.  Behold Duncan Hunter, speaking of toxic masculinity and rich, well-connected guys you don't want to be married to. Warning, I don't have a ton of time or energy to put into this guy.  I'm glad to see sunlight doing the antiseptic thing [...]