Image courtesy of astro.com Ladies, Loblollies, and Lovers of Ukraine, Check this stud president! As some of you may know, I'm working on a book called Easy Chart Reading: The Selfie of the Soul, Astrosplained. And when I saw this chart, I had to squeeze it in there, because it's so darned teachable. This guy! [...]
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Keith Raniere, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, This guy. I started this draft a while ago and now that Mercury has gone direct I'd like to cleanse the old palate. I'm thinking of doing Kimberly Guilfoyle next, while she's on Minute 14:30. I started to do Meghan McCain but then her dad died so she got a reprieve. Let me [...]
Ghislaine Maxwell, Astrosplained
Greetings, gentle readers. Today let's look at allegedly the best friend of every wealthy creeper, Ghislaine Maxwell. Sorry I couldn't get the aspect table all the way in. In 2021 look for upgraded technology! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyu05NHhUY Anyway there are a couple of eye-popping things about this chart. Let me make a quick punch list and then [...]
Martin’s Happiness, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnl5aPMt7o8 Greetings, gentle readers. Long time no smell! I love you guys who wrote me while I was busy losing 130 pounds, and I missed even the ones who didn't write me. ❤ Let me jump right in with a few things about this very busy chart. I've made a video explaining the big changes [...]
Lev Parnas, Astrosplained
BOO! Long time no smell. I haven't been very astrological in quite a while, but I do have some things to discuss. I will make a YouTube video for this tomorrow, and you may notice that I have lost 100 pounds. Or maybe you won't notice, we'll see. So I'm assuming you know who Lev [...]
Paul LePage, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Corey Booker, Astrosplained
https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see. Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]
Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Patton Oswalt happened to throw his chart details out on Twitter for his birthday. Fun! I wish more celebrities would do that. And hey, what a cool chart. For those who may not know who Patton Oswalt is, he recently responded to someone trolling him on Twitter by boosting the guy's GoFundMe page. For [...]
Joe Biden, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
Kamala Harris, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Yahoos and Yippies: In the interest of the public good it's time to take a look at Kamala Harris. For one thing I am serious about getting my focus off of horrible people. It's almost as hard as kicking coffee, and I thought I might die from that. As I keep threatening, [...]
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