Keith Raniere, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, This guy. I started this draft a while ago and now that Mercury has gone direct I'd like to cleanse the old palate. I'm thinking of doing Kimberly Guilfoyle next, while she's on Minute 14:30. I started to do Meghan McCain but then her dad died so she got a reprieve. Let me [...]

Ghislaine Maxwell, Astrosplained

Greetings, gentle readers. Today let's look at allegedly the best friend of every wealthy creeper, Ghislaine Maxwell. Sorry I couldn't get the aspect table all the way in. In 2021 look for upgraded technology! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyu05NHhUY Anyway there are a couple of eye-popping things about this chart. Let me make a quick punch list and then [...]

Paul LePage, Astrosplained

Paul LePage, Astrosplained

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy.  Talk about an idiot.  Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit.  Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]

Corey Booker, Astrosplained

Corey Booker, Astrosplained

https://youtu.be/9i1mRAQvf8I Gentle reader, I intend to Astrosplain the American 2020 contenders for all to see.  Fortunately the database at astro.com has a lot of birth times, and once again I have found that they have just what I was looking for, Corey Booker's chart details. Like Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kirsten Gillibrand, I don't [...]

Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained

Patton Oswalt, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Patton Oswalt happened to throw his chart details out on Twitter for his birthday.  Fun!  I wish more celebrities would do that.  And hey, what a cool chart. For those who may not know who Patton Oswalt is, he recently responded to someone trolling him on Twitter by boosting the guy's GoFundMe page.  For [...]

George Papadopoulos, Astrosplained

George Papadopoulos, Astrosplained

  https://youtu.be/m0TCHHdtp6k Gentle reader, I chose this photograph of George because I could swear I've seen that same photobomb guy before.  If I'm not mistaken, the mystery man has photobombed Mike Flynn with "Lock Him Up," and Paul Manafort with "Traitor" as they headed in and out of court.  I'm a fan of his work. [...]