Eric Greitens, Astrosplained

Eric Greitens, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Don't be alarmed, that's a mug shot.  This wicked man can't get you now. Granted, nobody ever looks cute in a mug shot except Paris and Nicole. I think a lot of people's faces are contorted into a mask by their thoughts.  Frankly Greitens looks scary to me even in his "nice" pictures.  [...]