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Donald Trump, Astrosplained Thanks and Teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86rtxzruP4Q&t Gentle reader, Thanks to everyone who signed up for a free advance copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained! The book will be out on October 3, 2018. The advance copies will be released on October 1, 2018. I would love it if you could review the book on Amazon, and as always I appreciate your [...]
Maria Butina, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, You know me and my nosey nose. I just had to know what's up with your girl Maria Butina. I admit to kind of liking her because her hair reminds me of my own hair, especially when I was so young and purty like that. Look. But this isn't a hair blog, no. [...]
Get a Copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, My book is finally out on Amazon! Thanks to everybody who signed up for the free copies. It's still free to read on Kindle Unlimited and in the Kindle Online Lending Library, and only $1.99 to buy. Go nuts! If you have astrologer friends, please share. There is a large preview available on [...]
The Basics, Astrosplained: Jupiter and the 9th House
Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I just watched the most amazing interview with Natalia Veselnitskaya, Russia's answer to Nancy Grace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDAD20sAOGg For some reason as soon as this was over I had the overwhelming urge to watch Meryl Streep's greatest movie, She Devil. Weird. I was about to Astrosplain Joseph DeAngelo, and got well into his chart actually, [...]
Dr. Ronny Jackson, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Today I'm looking at the chart of Dr. Ronny Jackson, the physician so amazing he noticed that Trump was a full pound away from obesity. I wasn't trying to be confused or concerned about him being nominated for the VA because frankly why wouldn't he be? Meat Loaf is busy. Why shouldn't the [...]
Michael Cohen, Astrosplained
As Mother Superior used to say, "Don't make me come over there." The punishment was always worse if she had to come to you to deliver it. Poor Michael Cohen, the FBI brought it to him. The totally legit-looking guy at the golden elevator of shame in the photo above famously said he would [...]
Mike Pompeo, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Mike Pompeo is someone I have never known much of anything about. I recall him being the CIA director, and so I marked his file "untrustworthy" and left it there. I must be cracking up, I thought I recalled Pompeo being involved in the GW Bush administration. I haven't liked or trusted him [...]
Rick Gates, Astrosplained
Finally birth data for Rick Gates, my prayers have been answered! Maybe I should start praying for better things. But I have been curious lo these long months, and I'm probably not the only one wondering about this international man of mystery. I really don't know a single thing about him except that he was [...]
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