Joe Biden, Astrosplained

Joe Biden, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community.  The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]

Matt Whitaker, Astrosplained

Matt Whitaker, Astrosplained

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLdxki5-z8A&t Gentle reader, Far be it from me to dance on the grave of Jeff Sessions.  My knees would never forgive my big fat ass. But as far as I can tell, folks, Matt Whitaker is the new Dr. Ronny Jackson, another crackpot joker Trump pulled out of the bleachers and put in charge of [...]

Sandy’s Romance and Resilience, Astrosplained: Hot Take

Gentle reader, I'll be doing a series on Sandy's chart.  She had lots of questions.  But she also had lots of astrological stuff to explain, listed in no special order below. Keep in mind, things that look the worst make for the best transformation.  There is no pain without gain, if you insist on having [...]

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I just watched the most amazing interview with Natalia Veselnitskaya, Russia's answer to Nancy Grace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDAD20sAOGg For some reason as soon as this was over I had the overwhelming urge to watch Meryl Streep's greatest movie, She Devil.  Weird. I was about to Astrosplain Joseph DeAngelo, and got well into his chart actually, [...]