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Gentle reader, behold the hidden-in-plain-sight greatness of Robert Mueller. For weeks now, nobody has heard much from or about him, though we know he is quite busy. I have known of his existence for several decades without having any opinion of him. In general, my faith in all of these people is nonexistent. But this [...]
[Making this sticky now that he's in the ::clink:: I'm not so much updating it as fleshing it out now that he is in custody. I was sniffing up on him at the time, sort of breezed through it. Heil Mueller! Flowers and soil! You! will not! believe what we have for Monday brunch! [::clink::] Heil Mueller!] I [...]
Greetings, Queens Merry and California Dreamboats. Gentle reader Merry referred to Gavin Newsom as "Governor Batman." And yes, that's him pictured above. Swoon away. I don't know why he travels all the way to Utah to see Mitt Romney's barber, but as long as it's on his own dime I don't care. And speaking of [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Reindeer and Roosters: Today I'm looking at the chart of a young man named Milo. This one is teachable for a few reasons: Milo was born either in a Viking village in the fjords or in Santa's manger on the North Pole, so his chart looks complicated. This is a chance to [...]
Why would anyone kill the Miyazawa family? Miyazawa residence Gentle reader, This is a really sad story. So I won't go into the details, which are heartbreaking. I'm looking at the unsolved home-invasion murder of a couple and their two small children, the Miyazawa family of Tokyo. There was a recent breakthrough in the case [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tempes and Tampas, Now that I've Astrosplained Paula White-Cain, I think Trump's other pastor needs a looking at. You might want to put on safety glasses first. Or take some antipsychotic medication just in case. He seems nice. So in case you've never heard of Kenneth Copeland you're in for a real [...]
Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGXLoYtzok I hear the sound of an abundance of snark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAbh3VxqKo Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]
Gentle reader, This guy. I started this draft a while ago and now that Mercury has gone direct I'd like to cleanse the old palate. I'm thinking of doing Kimberly Guilfoyle next, while she's on Minute 14:30. I started to do Meghan McCain but then her dad died so she got a reprieve. Let me [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaYgMheyt1g So gentle reader Veronica contacted me with a question: I think I have a “bad” chart and I feel lost right now. Specifically I think I am most interested in why I make enemies so easily. I don’t feel like I try to. Also I am trying to figure out my next decade, if [...]
Greetings, gentle readers. Today let's look at allegedly the best friend of every wealthy creeper, Ghislaine Maxwell. Sorry I couldn't get the aspect table all the way in. In 2021 look for upgraded technology! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyu05NHhUY Anyway there are a couple of eye-popping things about this chart. Let me make a quick punch list and then [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnl5aPMt7o8 Greetings, gentle readers. Long time no smell! I love you guys who wrote me while I was busy losing 130 pounds, and I missed even the ones who didn't write me. ❤ Let me jump right in with a few things about this very busy chart. I've made a video explaining the big changes [...]