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Robert Mueller, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, behold the hidden-in-plain-sight greatness of Robert Mueller. For weeks now, nobody has heard much from or about him, though we know he is quite busy. I have known of his existence for several decades without having any opinion of him. In general, my faith in all of these people is nonexistent. But this [...]
Paul Manafort, Astrosplained
[Making this sticky now that he's in the ::clink:: I'm not so much updating it as fleshing it out now that he is in custody. I was sniffing up on him at the time, sort of breezed through it. Heil Mueller! Flowers and soil! You! will not! believe what we have for Monday brunch! [::clink::] Heil Mueller!] I [...]
Kyrsten Sinema, Astrosplained
Lentils and Landlubbers, Again the good people at astro.com have gone to the trouble of sourcing celebrities' birth data and sharing with the class! Thanks, guys. So let's look at the manic pixie dream senator from Arizona, Kyrsten Sinema. I find it very hard for some reason not to type Krysten, and not to pronounce [...]
Matt Gaetz, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Gavin Newsom, Astrosplained
Greetings, Queens Merry and California Dreamboats. Gentle reader Merry referred to Gavin Newsom as "Governor Batman." And yes, that's him pictured above. Swoon away. I don't know why he travels all the way to Utah to see Mitt Romney's barber, but as long as it's on his own dime I don't care. And speaking of [...]
Milo, Astrosplained: Understanding the House Systems
Ladies and Gentlemen, Reindeer and Roosters: Today I'm looking at the chart of a young man named Milo. This one is teachable for a few reasons: Milo was born either in a Viking village in the fjords or in Santa's manger on the North Pole, so his chart looks complicated. This is a chance to [...]
The Setagaya Murders
Why would anyone kill the Miyazawa family? Miyazawa residence Gentle reader, This is a really sad story. So I won't go into the details, which are heartbreaking. I'm looking at the unsolved home-invasion murder of a couple and their two small children, the Miyazawa family of Tokyo. There was a recent breakthrough in the case [...]
Kenneth Copeland, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tempes and Tampas, Now that I've Astrosplained Paula White-Cain, I think Trump's other pastor needs a looking at. You might want to put on safety glasses first. Or take some antipsychotic medication just in case. He seems nice. So in case you've never heard of Kenneth Copeland you're in for a real [...]
Paula White, Astrosplained
Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGXLoYtzok I hear the sound of an abundance of snark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAbh3VxqKo Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]
Keith Raniere, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, This guy. I started this draft a while ago and now that Mercury has gone direct I'd like to cleanse the old palate. I'm thinking of doing Kimberly Guilfoyle next, while she's on Minute 14:30. I started to do Meghan McCain but then her dad died so she got a reprieve. Let me [...]
Veronica’s Happiness, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaYgMheyt1g So gentle reader Veronica contacted me with a question: I think I have a “bad” chart and I feel lost right now. Specifically I think I am most interested in why I make enemies so easily. I don’t feel like I try to. Also I am trying to figure out my next decade, if [...]
Ghislaine Maxwell, Astrosplained
Greetings, gentle readers. Today let's look at allegedly the best friend of every wealthy creeper, Ghislaine Maxwell. Sorry I couldn't get the aspect table all the way in. In 2021 look for upgraded technology! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyu05NHhUY Anyway there are a couple of eye-popping things about this chart. Let me make a quick punch list and then [...]
