Lentils and Landlubbers, Again the good people at astro.com have gone to the trouble of sourcing celebrities' birth data and sharing with the class! Thanks, guys. So let's look at the manic pixie dream senator from Arizona, Kyrsten Sinema. I find it very hard for some reason not to type Krysten, and not to pronounce [...]
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Matt Gaetz, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Dorkettes, I've been quite the crack mommy with respect to the blog. You were always on my mind, even when I couldn't write. And now that it looks like there may be a prom season in 2021 I'm back with the news you can use regarding one Matt Gaetz. His [...]
Gavin Newsom, Astrosplained
Greetings, Queens Merry and California Dreamboats. Gentle reader Merry referred to Gavin Newsom as "Governor Batman." And yes, that's him pictured above. Swoon away. I don't know why he travels all the way to Utah to see Mitt Romney's barber, but as long as it's on his own dime I don't care. And speaking of [...]
Kenneth Copeland, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tempes and Tampas, Now that I've Astrosplained Paula White-Cain, I think Trump's other pastor needs a looking at. You might want to put on safety glasses first. Or take some antipsychotic medication just in case. He seems nice. So in case you've never heard of Kenneth Copeland you're in for a real [...]
Paula White, Astrosplained
Paula White Popes and Prophetesses, Today I have a very special treat for you, one of the wackiest white ladies on TV, Paula White. Warning, this video may not be suitable for "uncircumcised Philistines." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGXLoYtzok I hear the sound of an abundance of snark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAbh3VxqKo Charlamagne tha God had some pithy observations about Paula White [...]
Bill Barr, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, Long time no smell! Sorry I'm lazy AF these days so I'm just going to do a video and not a written 'splain -- this guy should be most famous for being the original model for Pepe, not because he's part of this crime syndicate. I'm just not in the swing [...]
Paul LePage, Astrosplained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMZCkeGue-A Gents and Gamines, So, this guy. Talk about an idiot. Paul LePage is a great example of the sort of person I would no longer normally Astrosplain, but at this point he's a perfect storm of Republican bullshit. Not only is he pale, stale, frail, and male, but he was voted out. Maybe he'll [...]
Joe Biden, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, It must needs be said that Grandpa Joe Biden running for president in 2020 is a hard slap in the face to the estrogen-based American community. The fact that he's even talking about it confirms that someone needs to put him out to pasture before #MeToo throws him in a cauldron with some [...]
Kamala Harris, Astrosplained
Ladies and Gentlemen, Yahoos and Yippies: In the interest of the public good it's time to take a look at Kamala Harris. For one thing I am serious about getting my focus off of horrible people. It's almost as hard as kicking coffee, and I thought I might die from that. As I keep threatening, [...]
Michael Flynn, Astrosplained
Gentle reader, I'm just too lazy to type things these days. But at least I make videos! Give me a day or two, maybe I can make some bullet points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5axKCCu-rk
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